In his long over-due tenure as an incompetent radio talk show hostess and under-cover cross dresser in Memphis , Thuggeass Assgustass Mut-thews won the award for being the worst dressed (fe)male of the Memphis midtown area last night at Moe's Night Club.
The owner and operator of Moe's stated that he intends to prohibit Thuggeass from ever coming into his bar again, because it was noticed that Thuggeass was wearing a skin tight leather mini skirt that was so short, his penis was showing. The night club passed a law last night that anyone seeing Thuggeass on the premises after last night's chaotic fiasco ordering the patrons to contact 'Animal Control' immediately.
Witnesses say that Thuggeass Mut-thews was trying to conduct his 'business' there at Moe's and was attempting to solicit the other patrons of the night club to have what he called 'raw animal sexual delight' with him. It was later said that after being turned down, Thuggeass went into a sexual rage and began to 'hump' a bar stool and the jukebox. Witnesses say that Thuggeass received minor electrical shock burns to his penis after attempting to stick it into the back of the jukebox.
All in all, the total damage to Moe's Night Club comes to around $12 thousand dollars for the destruction of 7 bar stools, the jukebox, and the beer tap machine that had to be surgically removed from Thuggeass' rectum when he tried to have anal sex on it.
*Sorry, no photos are available for the obvious reasons.
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